Twenty Children’s Books You’ll Never See
- You are different and that’s bad.
- Pop goes the hamster…… and other great microwave games.
- What is that dog doing to that other dog?
- The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins and the Vice Squad.
- Barbar meets the taxidermist.
- Testing home made parachutes using household pets.
- Garfield gets feline leukemia.
- The Kids’ Guide to hitchhiking.
- The pop-up book of human anatomy.
- Things rich kids have, but you never shall.
- The Care Bears maul some campers and are shot dead.
- The boy who died from eating all his vegetables.
- Controlling the Playground: Respect through fear.
- You were an accident.
- Some Kittens can fly!
- Daddy drinks because you cry.
- Curious George and the high voltage fence.
- How to become the dominant military power in your primary school.
- Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Point become friends.
- Start an estate agency with the change from your mums purse.
