A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a...

A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay...

Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free...

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and...