Mr Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a...

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other...

First snake: I hope I'm not poisonous. Second snake: Why? First snake: Because I bit my lip!

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner."...

Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home...

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber...