A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good about it. He...

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in...

A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother, "Mom am I a real polar bear?" "Of course you are." His...

One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked. Mongo replies,...

--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had...

Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God.... "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not...