John and his wife were working in their garden one day when John looks over at his wife and says, "Your ass is getting...

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn...

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a...

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish...

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out pooped...

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman. Before marriage and after marriage.