Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home...

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber...

When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...... at all time When...

A down and up musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I...

CHILD : Dad, where did I come from? DAD : Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!...... So why not now DAD...

Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle...