One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of their rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an...

Farmer Gossman goes to the vet and says,"My horse is constipated." The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube,...

Helpdesk: And now hit F8. Customer: It's not working. Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly? Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's...

Man going to ATM Pull up to ATM Insert card Enter PIN number Take cash, card, and receipt Walk away Woman going to ATM Pull up to ATM Back up and pull...

As I was admitted the hospital for a procedure, the clerk asked for my wrist, saying " I'm going to give you a bracelet." "...

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey,...