Swearing

There are two brothers, aged four and six.

The six year old says “You know, it’s about time we started to swear.”

The four year old says “OK.”

The six year old says “From now on I’ll say ‘hell’ and you say ‘ass.'”

The four year old says “OK.”

So they go downstairs and their mother says “What would you boys like for breakfast?”

The six year old says “Oh what the hell, I’ll have corn flakes.”

WHACK!

The kid goes flying across the room.

The mother turns to the four year old and asks “And what would YOU like for breakfast?”

The four year old says “I don’t know, but you can bet your ass it’s not corn flakes.”