Pearly Gates
Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Bill Gates all die in a plane crash.
They are standing before God, seated on his throne.
God asks Al: “What do you believe?”
Al says: “I believe in the earth. I believe if we don’t protect it, the whole earth will die.”
God says: “I like that, come sit at my left. Bill Clinton, what do you believe?”
Bill Clinton says: “I believe in people. I believe the people should be empowered. I believe no one has the right to tell someone else what to do.”
God says: “I like that, come sit on my right. OK Bill Gates, what do you believe?”
Bill Gates says: “I believe you’re in my seat.”