Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!

On the night of their wedding, a young couple finally retired to their hotel room. After making her preparations, the bride came out of...

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day's meeting, he called down to the desk...

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One night, a little blind boy's mother said to him, "Anthony, if you pray really, REALLY hard tonight, when the sun rises tomorrow you...

This woman and her husband have this really bad fight. He goes off to work the next day without talking to her but she...