Helpline – Diskette
Customer?Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound...
Things Toddlers Eat
Panicking when her toddler swallowing a tiny magnet; my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency room.
"He'll be fine," the doctor promised her. "The...
Drinking at Work
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able...
The Lumberyard
Ben was working at the lumberyard one day, pushing a tree through the saw, when he accidentally cut off all of his fingers. He...
First Wedding
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the...
Bets for a Living
A guy walks into a bar. He sits down at the end of the bar, next to another guy, who was the only patron...



















