Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy...

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet,...

The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused a lot of attention as he checked into the resort hotel. The following morning, the old...

A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good about it. He...

A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she suffered from excessive flatulence, but there was never any sound or smell so...

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in...