A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After a while the kid comes again...

I was in the airport VIP lounge in route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting...

There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses....

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or...

Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husband in the back. Herb says to Sam, "Gee, we went to a new restaurant...

Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband...