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A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. However, the distributor noticed...

Things you don't want to hear during surgery: Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need...

Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had a fight with the little woman." "Oh...

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for...

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing...