Dr. Phil and Obsessions
Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother,...
Making a Donation
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I`m here to donate some...
The Rancher’s Wife
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew...
Ninety-Ninth Birthday
An eminent old man was being interviewed, and was asked if it was correct that he had just celebrated his ninety-ninth birthday.
'That's right,' said...
Math Homework
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself,
"Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six,...
Bad News Good News
A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer...