Two Little Kids in Operating Room
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks,...
The Horseless Cowboy
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers,...
High-tech Hot Tub
Three women -- one German, one Japanese and a Hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German pressed...
The Druggist
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me...
Guy Jokes
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook -- they eat; we clean -- they dirty; we iron...
Windows Start Button
Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ..
Customer: Listen pal;...



















