One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called over the head waiter. "Good morning, sir! I'd like to order two boiled...

"Diane, I just don't understand?! I don't have a boyfriend or a husband, I can never get a date and guys just don't seem...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks,...

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers,...

Three women -- one German, one Japanese and a Hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed...

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me...