One of These Days
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can...
Nice Touch
At The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance.
A cat shows up. St Peter says "I know you! You were...
The Secret to Making a Marriage Last
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last.
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine,...
Finest Whiskey
Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on...
Too Excited to Date
Suzie had a crush on Mikey since she was 15 years old. Mikey never paid Suzie any attention. Every year Suzie would try to...
Bathroom Scale
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale sucking in his ample stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver,...