True Doctor Stories
--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had...
Am I a Real Polar Bear
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother, "Mom am I a real polar bear?" "Of course you are." His...
The Liar Horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes. The man had just closed his eyes when...
Bill in Hell
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God....
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not...
Yearly Physical
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight,and I...
Male or Female
A scientist had previously been a sailor. He was very aware that ships are addresses as "she" and "her". He often wondered what gender...