Cross-eyed Rottweiler
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet,...
Fifty Years of Savings
The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused a lot of attention as he checked into the resort hotel. The following morning, the old...
The Bear and The Rabbit
A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good about it.
He...
Excessive Flatulence
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she suffered from excessive flatulence, but there was never any sound or smell so...
Mongo and his Goldfish
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate.
"Whatcha doin?" he asked. Mongo replies,...
Walking the Dog
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in...