I Wanna Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she...
New Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon...
Extra Water
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water.
"That way," he said, "You get...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a...
Deathbed Request
A man lying on his deathbed requested that his wife gather up all his money and place it in the attic. He would pick...
Surprise Call
Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy...