Life and the Computer
Don't you wish when life is bad and things just don't compute that all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot?
Things...
Baby Airplanes
A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the...
How Old is your Wife
Man 1: How old is your wife?
Man 2: Approaching forty.
Man 1: From which direction?
Man 2: From every direction!
Give Me a Push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock,...
Saturday Afternoon
One Saturday afternoon the grasshopper, the snail, and the centipede were sitting around the grasshopper's house drinking beer. They ran out of beer before...
ID Ten T Error
Young Jane, the editor of a news publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Tim, the computer guy, over to her...