Chap - You're Merlin aren't you? Merlin - Why yes ..it's nice to be recognised! Chap - Bit of a Wizard ..I hear? Merlin - Well Yes...

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk."What are they doing, Grandma?"...

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge...

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions...

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others...

Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets them at the Gates and welcomes then saying, "you can...