Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web...

A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it and this genie pops out. The genie says, "For releasing...

A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing pole. She asked the store manger how much it was. He said...

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if...

An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up." "That's...

There were two Indians and a Cowboy walking along together in the desert when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off...