Very Drunk
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking.
He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is...
Sunday Afternoon Quickie
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the...
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should...
Helpdesk – Keyboard
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up...
Microsoft Technician at Shooting Range
It was decided by Microsoft during a brilliant brainstorming session that military service would improve the skills and discipline of their finest technician. So...
Secret Box
Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20...