Teeth Extraction
A woman with toothache went to the dentist. Her tooth was beyond savage and need to be extracted. Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous....
The Motion Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.
As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey...
Blind Horse
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse,...
Successful Man & Woman
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Fourth Marriage
"Tomorrow I'm getting married for the fourth time," said Joe happily.
"What happened to your first three wives?" asked his friend Jeff.
"My first wife ate...
What I Want in a Man
What I Want In A Man, Original List... (at age 22)
Handsome
Charming
Financially Successful
A Caring Listener
Witty
In Good Shape
Dresses with Style
Appreciates the Finer Things
Full of Thoughtful Surprises
An...