Look at that speed! said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. "Hmph!" snorted the other. "You would...

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately....

Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen, the summer grows hot, and it is essential that we complete this declaration of independence. Mr. Franklin: Wait a minute, Thomas. I...

A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore...

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had...