Look at That
Two person were walking down the road and one of them said "Look at that dog with one eye!". The next one cover one...
Immaculate Conception
A mother and her daughter were at a gynaecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some...
Clever Dog
Two guys were out walking their dogs, when one dog wanders off to pee against the wall. Like dogs do, it raised it's leg...
Two Bats Hanging
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch.
One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?"
The other responds, "Yes, the...
Silent
Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married...
The Gift
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The...