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I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the...

The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the chief. One day a young boy from the tribe ask...

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out...