A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the...

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one...

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could...

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of paper, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a...

A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here. "The...

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive...