ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...

Element: WOMEN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less, usually more) Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated...

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