First Thing First
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What...
Kid’s Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney password...
Morning Sickness
The neighbour dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee; her...
Free Haircut
A man and a little boy entered barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he...
Where is my Parakeet
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.
In...
A Boy & Math
After the first day, the boy's parents were surprised when he walked in after school with a stern, focused and very determined expression on...