Ben was working at the lumberyard one day, pushing a tree through the saw, when he accidentally cut off all of his fingers. He...

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the...

A guy walks into a bar. He sits down at the end of the bar, next to another guy, who was the only patron...

Okay a man is in a bar and he's getting really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his...

There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for half an hour, this big...

One evening, a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth....