I’ve Got One of These
A little boy and a little girl are playing. The little boy pulls down his shorts and says, "*I* have one of these and...
Airport Boarding Gate
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.
Then I heard the voice on...
Outrun It
Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up...
In Tune
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel...
Drunken Dave
Dave came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who...
Free Ride
In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair.
The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how...




















