Late Doctors Appointment
Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist.
Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am...
Kids Are So Smart These Days
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard...
Before and After You Fall in Love
Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating
Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month
Before - She says...
True Cowboy
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he...
A Lottery Winner
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!"
Martha replies, "Shall...