3 Legged Chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 kilometre per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at...
The Pharmacist
Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing. The pharmacist is perplexed but...
Follow My Orders
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his check up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband...
How Many?
A teenage boy has a hot date one evening so he decides to buy some condoms.
He goes into the pharmacy and sees that there...
Talking Dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog.
"This is a talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five dollars."
The...
Which Part?
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
Driver: Which part?
Passenger: All of me, of course!