Klingon Programmers
Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team:
10) "This code is a piece of crap!...
New Technology
Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops....
Cow on Track
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she...
Beware of the Parrot
This postman is working on a new beat. He comes to a garden gate marked BEWARE OF THE PARROT! He looks down the garden...
Microsoft vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up...
Computer Upgrade
A couple of years ago, I helped a friend buy a computer because he said I was the only "computer friend" he had. Recently...