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One night, a little blind boy's mother said to him, "Anthony, if you pray really, REALLY hard tonight, when the sun rises tomorrow you...

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There is this per shop that cross breed different breeds of dogs to get more sales. And they crossed a pit bull with a...

The beautiful young lady in the dentist's chair was nervously wringing her hands. " Oh dear," she said, "I'm so nervous. It's so frightening. I...

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him,...