Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get...

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the...

A snobbish tourist was visiting a small Australian village when he noticed a local man wearing a highly ornate necklace that featured 10 alligator...

A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is concerned, and asks, "What if the place is still bugged?" The groom...

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back...

One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call. Frank had just...