Kids Are So Smart These Days
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard...
Before and After You Fall in Love
Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating
Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month
Before - She says...
True Cowboy
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he...
A Lottery Winner
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!"
Martha replies, "Shall...
Don’t Make a Nurse Angry
A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because...
Abbot and Costello: Computer Shopping
ABBOT: Ultimate Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm thinking of...