Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had a fight with the little woman." "Oh...

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for...

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing...

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse...

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but...

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, "Geez that's a weird dog, he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't...