Hacking Through the Jargon Jungle
When I went to college in the 1980's, I heard a lot of words like "data input" and "beta version." They confused me. I...
Toothbrush Salesman
The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes.
He replied "it's easy"...
Kiss Me Doc
A woman is in her doctor's office, and suddenly shouts out "Doctor, kiss me!"
The Doctor looks at her and says "It's against the code...
Part of the Service
Policeman: I'll afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night.
Man: What's the charge?
Policeman: Oh, there's no charge. It's all...
Fun With a Wrong Number
It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. "Hello?" I said.
A girl's voice came...
Stupid Pirate
A pirate was talking to a man in a bar. The man noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this pirate had a pag leg,...