A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the...

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to...

A man went to a psychiatrist for his phobia. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody...

Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me a prescription for the Pill." "I don't think you need the Pill at your...

An Easterner has always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, and finally made enough money to buy himself the spread of his dreams...