This is a Long Trip
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland.
Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced "One of the engines has failed and the flight...
Funny Windows Messages for 2006
1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3. Press any key except... no,...
Remarkable Daughter
"Your daughter's only five and she can spell her name backwards? Why this is remarkable."
The headmistress was talking to a parent who was trying...
Burned Barn
Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company.
Susan told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand...
Spit in the Beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call. Frank had...
Extreme Problem Solver
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, "If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free...