Ouch, My Balls Hurts
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the...
Extras Extras Read All About It
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of paper, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!"
Curious, a...
Tommy and Math
Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could...
Twenty Penguins
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive...
I’m Afraid Not
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer.
The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here.
"The...