Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets them at the Gates and welcomes then saying, "you can...

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others...

The assistant asked the lady if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never...

This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just...

A little boy and a little girl are playing. The little boy pulls down his shorts and says, "*I* have one of these and...

If AOL were a City - You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name, and all were h0t 17/f cheerleaders...