Automatic Aeroplane
The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically,...
Cat Competition
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third...
A Man with Neck Brace
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck.
He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the...
Computer Helpline Antivirus
Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
Sure Cure
"Doctor, my child has swallowed a magnet!"
"Don't panic, the magnet should pass through his system soon."
"How will I be sure?" she pressed.
"Stick him on...
Symptoms of the Bird Flu
This is important information just in case.
Symptoms of the Bird Flu...
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu....