Babysitter
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had...
Efficiency Expert
A businessman taking a seminar on efficiency completed a case study of his wife's routine for fixing breakfast, and presented the results to the...
Three for a Dollar
A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25ยข each - three for a dollar." All day long, customers came in exclaiming: "Don't...
Left of the Screen
Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
Same Idiot
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in...