Unbelievable
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why, of course," comes...
The Auction
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught...
Condoms
One day on the way home from work, I stopped at the local pharmacy and while I was checking out, I picked up some...
One in a Billion
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.
The problem was that no matter how much...
Short Password
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7...
Man falling off his stool in a bar
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes.
He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another...