God And Eve In The Garden Of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me...
Prison vs Housewife
In prison you get three square meals a day.
At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids to...
E-mail Truths
NOW REPEAT AFTER ME ...
I will NOT have bad luck, lose my friends, lose my mailing lists, hear music, or see a cool pop...
Why Men Prefer Dogs Over Women
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
Dogs don't cry.
A dog's time in...
Laytex Gloves
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth.
He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her...
Jet Fuel
A couple of drinkin' buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in the hanger at SFO; it's fogged in and they have nothing to do....