One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you created me...

In prison you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids to...

NOW REPEAT AFTER ME ... I will NOT have bad luck, lose my friends, lose my mailing lists, hear music, or see a cool pop...

Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. Dogs don't cry. A dog's time in...

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her...

A couple of drinkin' buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in the hanger at SFO; it's fogged in and they have nothing to do....