Missed the Train
Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform only discover that they had missed the train. The stationmaster said, “The next train is in one hour.”
The three of them went back into the bar. The parents had another drinks while Blake had a soda. About an hour later, again, they heard a whistle, rushed out and discovered again that the train is pulling away. Again, the stationmaster tell them that the next train will be in another hour.
Again, the three of them went back to the bar, but this time, Blake and his parents decide to order only soda for all of them. About an hour later, Blake with his parents, raced out onto the platform and his parents leaped on the train while the train is about to pull away. Blake was left standing on the platform and began to laugh uproariously. The stationmaster sees this and asked, “Your parents just left you here. Why are you laughing?” Blake replies, “They were suppose to see me off.”