I Don’t Believe in Icons
Tech Support: “All right… now double-click on the File Manager icon.”
Customer: “That’s why I hate this Windows – because of the icons I’ma Protestant, and I don’t believe in icons.”
Tech Support: “Well, that’s just an industry term sir. I don’t Believe it was meant to-”
Customer: “I don’t care about any ‘Industry Terms’. I don’t believe in icons.”
Tech Support: “Well…why don’t you click on the ‘little picture’ of a filing cabinet…is ‘little picture’ OK?”
Customer: [click]
