A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a machine which...

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey!...

One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor. His friend offered, "Don't do that!!!...

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they...

Rich was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his work relationships and...

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.