A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five dollars." The...

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!

On the night of their wedding, a young couple finally retired to their hotel room. After making her preparations, the bride came out of...

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day's meeting, he called down to the desk...

1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. 2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get...

One night, a little blind boy's mother said to him, "Anthony, if you pray really, REALLY hard tonight, when the sun rises tomorrow you...