Funny Windows Messages for 2006

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Funny Windows Messages for 2006 Jokes Times

1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

3. Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

6. Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now?(Y/Y)”

7. This is a message from God Gates: “Rebooting the world.Please log off.”

8. To “shut down” your system, type “WIN”

9. BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.

10. COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

11. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

12. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

13. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

14. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

15. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL &PAPER.SYS)

16. User Error: Replace user.

17. Windows VirusScan 1.0 – “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”

18. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way

Crossing the River

Jun 4, 2021

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One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no way of crossing the river.

The first man prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength, courage, and ability to cross this river.” Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.

Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength, courage, and ability to cross this river.” Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about three hours.

The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength, courage, and ability to cross this river.” And poof! God turned him into a woman and he walked across the bridge.