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A Bad Day Jokes Times

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers “God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa.”

Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died.

A month later the father heard his son saying prayers again: “God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. Goodbye Grammy.” The next day the grandmother died. Well, the father was getting more than a little worried about the whole situation.

One week later, the father once again overheard his sons prayers. “God Bless Mommy. Good bye Daddy.”

This nearly gave the father a heart attack. He didn’t say anything but he got up early to go to work, so that he would miss the traffic. He stayed all through lunch and dinner. Finally after midnight he went home. He was still alive! When he got home he apologised to his wife. “I am sorry Honey. I had a very bad day at work today.”

“You think you’ve had a bad day? YOU THINK YOU’VE HAD A BAD DAY!?” the wife yelled, “The mailman dropped dead on my doorstep this morning!”

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I Like Lesbian Jokes Times

A guy walked into a bar and noticed a beautiful blonde sitting at the bar. He walked up to her and said “Can I buy you a drink?”

She replied “Yes you may, but you won’t get to first base with me.” “And why not?” replied the guy.

“Because I’m a lesbian.” she replied.

“Oh, so you’re from Lebanon.” 

“You don’t know what a lesbian is, do you?”

“No, I can’t say I do.” replied the guy.

“Let me try to explain.” said the blonde.

“You see that girl at the end of the bar? Well, I would like to make passionate love to her, and kiss her all over all night long.”

She looked aside and saw the guy with his head down sobbing uncontrollably.

“What’s the matter with you?!”

The guy slowly looked up at her and said “My GOD…I think I’m a lesbian, too!”

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