I Don’t Believe in Icons

Tech Support: “All right… now double-click on the File Manager icon.”

Customer: “That’s why I hate this Windows – because of the icons I’ma Protestant, and I don’t believe in icons.”

Tech Support: “Well, that’s just an industry term sir. I don’t Believe it was meant to-”

Customer: “I don’t care about any ‘Industry Terms’. I don’t believe in icons.”

Tech Support: “Well…why don’t you click on the ‘little picture’ of a filing cabinet…is ‘little picture’ OK?”

Customer: [click]