A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good about it.

He looks down and sees a rabbit dumping a load right next to him. The bear looks at the rabbit and says, “Hey, uhh Mr. Rabbit, uhh do you have a problem withthe shit sticking to your fur?” The rabbit shakes his head no and says, “Nope, never bothers me.”

The bear says, “Good!” takes the rabbit and wipes his ass with him and then tosses him aside. bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good about it.

He looks down and sees a rabbit dumping a load right next to him. The bear looks at the rabbit and says, “Hey, uhh Mr. Rabbit, uhh do you have a problem withthe shit sticking to your fur?” The rabbit shakes his head no and says, “Nope, never bothers me.”

The bear says, “Good!” takes the rabbit and wipes his ass with him and then tosses him aside.

A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother, “Mom am I a real polar bear?” “Of course you are.” His mother replied. The young polar bear asked his father. “Dad, am I a real polar bear?” “Yes, you are a real polar bear.”

A week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents, “Are grandma and grandpa real polar bears?” “Yes” said his parents. Another week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents, “Are all my relatives real polar bears?” “Yes, they are all real polar bears,” said his parents.

“Why do you ask?” replied his mother. “Because,” said the young polar bear,”I’m freezing!”