Before – You take my breath away
After – I feel like I’m suffocating
Before – Twice a night
After – Twice a month
Before – She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After – She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac
Before – Lucy and Ricky
After – Fred and Ethyl
Before – Saturday Night Fever
After – Monday Night Football
Before – Don’t stop
After – Don’t start
Before – Is that all your having?
After – Maybe you should have just a salad, honey
Before – Its like I’m living In a dream
After – Its like he lives In a dorm
Before – $60/doz.
After – $1.50/stem
Before – Turbo charged
After – Jump start
Before – We agree on everything
After – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?
Before – Victoria Secret
After – Fruit of the Loom
Before – Charming and Noble
After – Chernobyl
Before – Feathers and handcuffs
After – Ball and chain
Before – Idol
After – Idle
Before – I love a woman with curves
After – I never said you were fat
Before – He’s completely lost without me
After – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?
Before – Time stood still
After – This relationship Is going nowhere
Before – Croissant and cappuccino
After – Bagel and instant
Before – You look so seductive In black
After – Your clothes are so depressing
Before – Oysters
After – Fishsticks
Before – I can hardly believe we found each other
After – I can’t believe I ended up with someone like you
Before – Passion
After – Ration
Before – Once upon a time
After – The end
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