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Business Relocating Jokes Times

A business was relocating to a better office and one of the owner’s friend wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card and it writes, “Rest in Peace.”

The owner was very angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. “Sir, I’m very sorry for the mistake, we will resend another set of flowers to your location right away.”

And at this moment, the florist think back that somewhere there is a funeral taking place and they have receive a flower stand with a note saying, “Congratulation on your new location!”

Baby Planes Jokes Times

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

The mother said, “Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the stewardess.”

So the boy asked the stewardess, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

The stewardess responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask me?”

The boy admitted that this was the case. “Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you.”

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Kentucky Jelly Jokes Times

A doctor was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So, how’s your breakfast this morning?”

“It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem to get used to the taste,” the patient replied.

The doctor finds it funny and asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled “KY Jelly.”

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Tough Mice Jokes Times

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are.

The first mouse slams down a shot and says, “I play with mouse traps for fun. I’ll run into one on purpose and as it’s closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times.” And with that he slams another shot.

The second mouse slams down a shot and says, “That’s nothing. I take those Decon tablets, cut ’em up, and snort ’em just for the fun of it.” And with that he slams another shot.

The third mouse slams down a shot, gets up and walks away. The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask, “Where the hell are you going?” The third mouse stops and replies, “I’m going home to f*ck the cat.”

Baptized Jokes Times

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn’t get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn’t go to Sunday School. So they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor was there.

One little boy said, “We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?”

“Sure,” said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.

Then he said, “Now go out and play.”

When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, “What religion do you think we are?”

The oldest one said, “We’re not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you.”

“We’re not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water.”

“We’re not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle you.”

The littlest one said, “Didn’t you smell that water!”

“Yeah! What do you think that means?”

“I think it means we’re Pisscopalians.”

Mommy and Daddy Jokes Times

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer.

So the teacher asks Bobby, “What is this animal called?”

“I dunno,” claims Bobby.

So then she says, “I’ll give you a hint: it’s what your mother calls your father.”

The boy thinks for a minute and then says, “Oh that’s what a son of a bitch looks like!”

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